Monday, June 5, 2006

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades

Rik's Log 6.5.06

It's 5am as usual
& finally I've recovered from the hangover.
Saturday night was pretty wild--no wait, it was normal.
I'm a lush and I might have overdrank myself...
but the results aren't in yet so I might just be assuming.

Anyways I'm starting to think that all the parties are proving a point.

I'm acutally coming to interesting realizations...
I'm very bad in social situations.
Basically I leave a bad impression of myself.

And the other thing I've realize--most women I meet are stuck-up.
I'm a big supporter of the "It's not me, it's them" theory.

So basically I can come off as a bit of a lush
& an obnoxious caffeniate spazz...--some even think I'm an asshole!

So I'm thinking might have to hire an image consultant
Also might have to {gasp} cut down on drinking.
And I should probably stop wearing my sunglasses at night.

But what kinda normal geek would I be?
Jesus I can't imagine it,
Being able to hold down a conversation with an intelligent person
Being able to hold a drink without spilling it...
Knowing when to keep my sarcastic comments to myself...
Could it happen?

Maybe I can change my enviroment.

Or I can always just continue drinking (that sounds reasonable).

Man the decisions decisions...
Thank gawd for cold pizza, Adult Swim, and internet porn.

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