Friday, August 27, 2010

Wreck it, check it, can I get in it.

Rik's Log 8.27.10

Worst rap song ever!



This magnum opus is brought to us by pornstar Brian Pumper...
The man known for his amazing fucking skills.

Dude this makes classics like Whoomp There It Is, Who Let the Dogs Out,
And the MC Hammer classic Pumps and a Bump
Seem like seminal work worthy of international acclaim.

So why are we wasting our precious oxygen watching it?
Well because even thought it sucks...it features Montana Fishburne.
That's Lawrence Fishburne's slutty pornstar daughter.
And I gotta say she's not that bad
(Man if I could stick my dick in that...)

However the video is still barely watchable.
Sooo if you have the guts enjoy...
What should only be shown to terrorist detainees
Languishing in American prisons.


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