Well in case some of you didnt know today is Valentine's Day (St. Valentine's Day if you want to be formal). I'm sure it comes as a surprise to a few...
"It's Valentine's Day already? Didnt we celebrate that shit last year?"
Yeah well the funny thing about annual holidays, they come by every year;
So get off your ass and go to store and grab some flowers and chocolate. Anyways, I'm here just doing my civic duty, trying to help some of you save your pitiful relationships. You can thank me later (with chocolates.)
Well have a fun & happy Valentine's Day errbody!
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